Nothing like a little spam to give you a reality check.
Friend and fellow-blogger (and editor--but not mine), the ZimmerMan, sometimes blogs about the spam he gets in his email account, and it's always very funny, but I usually just delete the entire cache of the spam I get, without looking at the titles and only sometimes glancing with amusement at the supposed names of the senders. Today one caught my eye, though. It said:
"A Submariner SS watch is for people who know the true value of life."
Really? What have I been doing all this time?! Shoot.
Well. Now we know. Consider this a public service announcement.